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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

194th and 195th email

From: Stacey Marchenkova
To: Dom Borax
Sent: Tuesday July 30th, 1999 22:04 PM
Subject: RSVP

Hi dom…I’ll be there…I’ve also checked with Marcus…he’ll be there too… really looking forward to it…


PS If it helps you'll always be blind in my heart :)

From: Stacey Marchenkova
To: dom borax < >
Sent: Tuesday July 30th, 1999 23:14 PM
Subject: bad

Okay so you got the proper email reply for the party, right…

Well here’s my private one:

We are so bad, Mr Borax
Really, really bad…

I can’t believe it…
I am shocked at my behaviour…

See, I never thought I’d be one of those people…those bad, shocking people…
And here’s the thing…

I’m liking it…

I am so liking it…loving it even

And I’m so scared that I’m liking it…you know…

And I feel oddly thrilled you slept with elsa too…that’s weird, right…I thought I’d get jealous…but now…right now…I feel…hot…

Maybe I’m a pervert or a slut…god…that’s it…I’m a big fat old slut…

I am one of those girls… a bit of musk, a short skirt and a flushed cheek…
Fuck, I want to shag in you public…

…miss you so much tonight…


  1. Looks like Stacey has managed to come to terms with herself and admit the truth.

    The first step to recovery is admitting that you're a "big fat old slut".

  2. Holy SHIT!!!

    This is probably how Dom is getting anywhere. Letting mean old Stacey do her mean old thing... only this time it's to Marcus and not him.

    I don't know if I've mentioned. I like Dom a lot more than I like Stacey... but I like Stacey's emails so much better.

  3. DUDE! Threeway!

  4. Saucy lil minx's! Must be a thrill altho I do feel sorry for Elsa and Marcus.

  5. I was really hoping for an accidental "reply all" on that second email.

    But that would have been way too easy.

  6. It's kinda interestin' how all the innocent olives have fled the comments section, and now the hard core dirt under the finger nails gritty commentators have now spoken out.

    Where's Lance, where's Essex?

    - KILLA

  7. Haha Pete you're my favourite!

    Stacey and Dom are both sluts though if you think about it.

    Big fat old sluts, those are the best kind!

  8. haha, wow Staci is a freak in the worst way lol. Sorry for the really late reply, but i'm in the production week for a show and I have absolutely NOOOO time. Staci is most definitely a strange one. she LIKES the fact they had sex? wow... and while i'm not dirt under my finger nails gritty for the most part, i'm absolutely still here and commenting... Not much you can say to that though but WOW...


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