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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

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From: Stacey Marchenkova
To: dom borax < >
Sent: Tuesday July 30th, 1999 17:21 PM
Subject: RE RE Close Shave?

Do you really want me to tell you I fucked Marcus that night? You’re a strange one, Dom Borax.


PS No I didn’t fuck Marcus. But did you fuck Elsa that night?

From: Stacey Marchenkova
To: dom borax < >
Sent: Tuesday July 30th, 1999 17:27 PM
Subject: RE RE RE Close Shave?

PPS And Yes we’ll come to your party…but only if our feet can find a quite place to snog at some point.

From: Stacey Marchenkova
To: dom borax < >
Sent: Tuesday July 30th, 1999 17:28 PM
Subject: RE RE RE RE Close Shave?

PPPS And what you doing tomorrow? I can pick you up from the Uni bookshop, during your work lunch and we can shag in the car park…

From: Dom Borax
To: Stacey Marchenkova
Sent: Tuesday July 30th, 1999 20:AM
Subject: RE RE RE RE RE Close shave

Deal. I’ll be the lady of the night standing on the corner in ripped tights.

I don’t come cheap.


PS And are you a cop? You have to tell the truth when asked or it’s entrapment. (I think that’s the word)

PPS Yes, Elsa and I did shag that night. Sorry.


  1. wow wow wow wow wow... uggh...

  2. Oh, my. I believe I just giggled.
    This pleases me.

  3. oh no! long time reader, first time commenting - they need to break up with their respective partners NOW! she didn't sleep with marcus, he slept with elsa... stacey will not like that at all. i don't want this to get nasty but it will if it goes on like this... no!

  4. Haha I've been reading this for ages now and I've only just realised how sensible you become after 30 :)
    How is it all going to end ?
    Question to Stephen : who's hard drive was this all on?

  5. Happy 1st birthday, Bored Olives!

  6. me thinks next email will be dom asking why stacey didnt meet him at uni

  7. I think Dom is lying and trying to get back for feeling betrayed by the I fucked Marcus deal way back...actually, no I don't - he doesn't have the balls for that...

  8. I bet this was Stacey's hard drive. She mentioned away back (and Dom was surprised by the fact) that she saved all her emails. Kind of odd for a "nihilist" isn't it?

  9. what a way to change the topic. answering a question with another question, followed by turning the tables on dom and asking him the same question...

    she fucked marcus. plain and simple. way to go stacey.

    why do i get the feeling that this relationship is going to idle for a long time to come? i dont see it moving anywhere with them screwing their on again off again partners. this is not healthy.

    oh, and way to go Dom, you just invited your nemesis to the party and she accepted... ill say it again, what an ass!

  10. They are guna ruin something if they keep doing this........

  11. I'm not sure if Dom knows what he's doing or not... he is boning both his main ladies at once, after all. Even if it all self-destructs, living the dream, ain't he?

  12. Tekkactus just jumped up to number one on my damn that's funny list.


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