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Sunday, June 19, 2011

217th email

From: Dom Borax
To: Stacey Marchenkova
Sent: Monday August 5th, 1999 11:31 AM
Subject: You look beautiful when you sleep

Stacey, I didn’t want to wake you.
You look so beautiful when you sleep.
You look beautiful when you’re awake too.
But something about the peaceful glow and the soft breathing is truly magnificent.

It was so nice to sleep next to you – even if it was for only an hour.
You’re warm and soft. I never want to let you go. I think from this day on I will always feel lost in the sheets without you as my guide.

Anyway, I’ve left some fresh tea in the pot and there’s fruit salad in the fridge.

And I know I shouldn’t have but I fixed the washer on the tap in your bathroom too. That dripping must have driven you crazy. I also changed a couple of light bulbs and fixed your kitchen drawer.

Handy, aren’t I?

Hey and sorry for waking you earlier; eight o’clock in the morning is no time for visitors. But I thought you’d be worried and wanted to let you know as soon as possible.

And don’t worry; I’ll ring you tomorrow when it’s all sorted out.
And I might not be able to email for a few days with computer in boxes and all. So please don’t get too stressed.

Also, thanks for looking after Oftenbark for a few days. I know he feels comfortable with you and Elsa never liked him really.

Anyway, I’ll see and speak to you later, sleeping doormouse.

Dom the homeless.


  1. finally a bit more story but not as much as i was hoping......

  2. Cool and collected. I really wasn't expecting that, though I probably should have from Dom.

    This is the song I hear when I think of Dom and Stacey:

  3. am i the only one going WTF IS GOING ON?!?!!?

  4. It's pretty clear now that Elsa was sleeping with their other friend, whose name escapes me at the moment, and they told Dom at the party whilst drunk, so Dom responded by telling Elsa about his and Stacey's affair. Seems like Elsa has kicked Dom out, so he has left Oftenbark with Stacey while he sorts his shit out

  5. His name was Crisps, also it was Elsa who drunkenly blurted it out in a rage induced argument with Dom. Also it may be that Dom left as opposed to being kicked out. That's how I viewed it anyway

  6. Elsa also punched's possible more than once, but we don't know.
    This is nuts.


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