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Sunday, June 12, 2011

209th and 210th email

From: Stacey Marchenkova
To: dom borax < >
Sent: Sunday August 4th, 1999 20:31PM
Subject: I’m going mad

It’s a few hours now and I still haven’t heard…I did try to give you a call…but it just rang out…where are you? Maybe you’ve moved out instead…god if you’ve moved out…how will I contact you…maybe you’re under a bus…or hit by a train…or beaten up by wayward men…or Elsa and Crisps have cut you into little pieces pickled you, stuck you in larder…never to eat you…looking at regifting you…

oh God…maybe you’ve done a runner…maybe you’re in Prison…maybe you’ve killed Crisps …maybe you’re not real…and I’ve been emailing myself over the last few months…

I’ve gone mad!!!

Okay Stacey, breath, breath…this isn’t about you…it’s about Dom…okay, refocusing now…looking back toward you… and I’m going to read and wait for you…I hope you’re okay…

Maybe you’re at the Hitlon…

From: Stacey Marchenkova
To: dom borax < >
Sent: Sunday August 4th, 1999 21:11 PM
Subject: Not at the Hitlon

Okay so you’re not at the Hitlon…felt like an idiot ringing there…but you never know…I’d hate you to spend a night alone in a King Sized bed…

...god... I’m a whore…what’s wrong with me…I’m sure that’s the last thing you’re thinking of…anyway…I feel so hopeless…I’ll wait a little longer…


  1. Hey, wait a minute... email 209 is the same as email 208. Just differently formatted.

  2. Thank you Anon - my error. Fixed now.

    ZAnd Randall - how do a I do a button? Is it easy?

  3. soooo..... massively.... OVER.... the dragging on of this.... Stephen, can you please post an email that divulges what happened? ie post more than one email?? i am so so bored now i might never return... sorry to be a party pooper but it is true!

  4. Wow and it's free and everything :)

    Only posting as I receive them
    What do you think happened; anyway?

  5. I thought you found these on an old hard drive? Which would imply you had the entire collection now...

  6. Don't forget the non-logged-in Stephen's may not actually be the Stephen who blogs here.

    It has been nearly two weeks and we still don't know what has happened to Dom other than something eith Elsa and Crisps, whoever the hell that is. The wait is getting a little tiresome, I agree.

  7. Am very bored with it - which makes the name of the blog amusing (!)

    I keep logging on and reading it but I don't think I'm going to bother anymore. I am quite up to reading and enjoying them all at once, not this silly way of spreading them out. This blog could be so much better if they were all there!

  8. This is Juan posting.
    78th Email:
    "I mean I’m always quite hospitable to the guys she brings home. I always offer a cup of tea. I always initiate polite conversation. And in one case, I can actually become their friend (that’s how I met Crisps – ending up talking for hours and playing Myst – Elsa got a little jealous – which I understand.)"

    Crisps has been at every party they've hosted/attended/etc.
    Seems Crisps punched Dom at minimal.
    My prediction, Crisps caught Dom and Stacey, made that Dom would do that to Elsa, punched him. No one else found out (Just Dom, Crisps, Stacey, and Elsa)
    I agree it's getting quite boring, but I get bored here and there and check once in a while.

  9. Go to my blog (Blogographer, you have it linked at the bottom of the page) look at the Blogroll! on the right side, see the two icons there, and do something similar in MS Paint, anyway you want. Then give me a link to the picture, and I'll use the HTML to make it a link to your blog.


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