As I was putting together a computer from second hand parts, I found the old hard drive hadn't been erased.
This included the previous owners emails.
I felt conflicted about reading them.
But this passed quickly.
To my delight I discovered a correspondence between two people dating back to 1999.
They were truthful, touching and a little funny.
I became addicted and felt compelled to share it. Unedited.
Currently the uploading is on holidays. But Bored Olives will return 22nd April 2012. In the meantime you can read all the emails at http://boredolivesarchives.blogspot.com and subscribe to the next chapter at boredolives.com in the new year.
From: Stacey Marchenkova
To: dom borax < mailto:printthisplease@hotmail.com >
Sent: Saturday, June 27th, 1999 13:42 PM
Subject: RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE Last night’s call
Steph T, sorry - this seems to be the general theme of the comments. I only gave this one little tease because I thought it was kinda sexy. Sorry to use that word - but I hoped it might engage a deep level of audience interaction - allowing it to be personal I guess. Rest assured - I'll post more generously on Sunday.
Kimberly - should I pass my middle name on? Hmm intersting. Okay how about for the purpose of scolding I'll say my middle name is Hiranga or Chris or Jason or Anon even as a tribute to a fine commenters on this post.
Part of me hopes that they're sending emails while making out.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS ALL YOU'RE GIVING US?????
ReplyDeletePS Why did this not get said in person? Like I said, email will get in the way...
Gah, that's it, eh?
ReplyDeleteAt this point, Stephen, I wish I knew your middle name so I could scold you in a motherly fashion.
Tekkactus just blew my mind.
ReplyDeleteWHEY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was expecting an awkward exchange...although we have to wait for Dom's response :S
I'm with Kimberley!!!! On both counts!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously Stephen, we have to wait til Sunday now???????
HAHA, YES TEKKACTUS!!
ReplyDeleteStephen, you suck as much as Stacey sucked on Dom.
ReplyDeletei have to wait till sunday to get my fix now. Why is life so unkind?
is anyone concerned that they spent a night or day together in a hotel and all she had to compliment was his kissing? lol.
ReplyDeletehahaha Chris, i for one am not..
ReplyDeleteI'm reading Stacey's email as the 'After Dinner Mint'. Awesome haha!
*And our minds all run wild thinking about what they have just done! :P* ..or in Tekkactus's case, *doing*
BOOOMSHAKALAKA!
or maybe bachicawawa
ReplyDeleteTekkactus, that's very funny and as other commenters have mentioned - you've blow their minds :)
ReplyDeleteSteph T, sorry - this seems to be the general theme of the comments. I only gave this one little tease because I thought it was kinda sexy. Sorry to use that word - but I hoped it might engage a deep level of audience interaction - allowing it to be personal I guess.
ReplyDeleteRest assured - I'll post more generously on Sunday.
Kimberly - should I pass my middle name on? Hmm intersting. Okay how about for the purpose of scolding I'll say my middle name is Hiranga or Chris or Jason or Anon even as a tribute to a fine commenters on this post.
ReplyDeletePS K, you can chose.
ReplyDeletePPS or even come up with one of your own. I promise to answer to it.
ReplyDeleteAnon (8:21) Whey! Love it. Gotta be the word of the day.
ReplyDeleteAnd a scolding from Miss Holly too. Love it.
ReplyDeleteJason, a double HAHAHAHA from me too.
ReplyDeletearghh missed Nabs as a possible for middle name. Sorry Nabs.
ReplyDeleteAnd man, I suck!!?? No!!! :)
Chris, I long to be complimented on my kissing. Even little xxxs on the bottom of messages. I'd buy that anyday. How was the move?
ReplyDeleteHiranga, loving the boom
ReplyDeletemay I suggest a whey or even a
Howzat!!
or even a bravo
Chris, perhaps a
ReplyDeleteWhoop