From: Dom Borax
To: Stacey Marchenkova
Sent: Friday, May 14th, 1999 23:38 PM
Subject: RE RE another drink
You’d be a great musician. I’d buy your CDs. Indeed:
I’d buy your CDs and beg you for an autograph.
I’d buy your CDs to give to friends for birthdays and holidays.
I’d steal your CDs.
I’d buy your CDs, return them and buy them again.
I’d buy your CDs, leave it on the train so some stranger would pick it up and listen
I’d buy your CDs - go to the Library - leave it there - hire it – not take it out and tell others to hire it so more people would listen to it.
I’d buy more copies of your CDs to keep my copy company.
I’d buy one special copy of your CD to keep in my CD player all the time.
I’d buy your CD and listen to it in coffee shops and aeroplanes so people will think I’m interesting.
I’d buy one of your CDs and keep it private. Just for me.
I’d buy your CDs, get the rights and make a light Opera from it that makes people wanna buy your CD after seeing said light opera.
I’d buy your CDs, rip out the liner notes and make a CD suit out of it.
I’d buy your CDs and make castles out of it.
I’d buy your CDs and proudly tell people that I knew the songwriter once; indeed we met at the Norman one night and wolfed down a steak in 1999.
See you tomorrow night.
Warmly and musically.