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Sunday, June 13, 2010

22nd email

----- Original Message -----
From: Dom Borax
To: Stacey Marchenkova
Sent: Sunday, May 9th, 1999 11:03 AM
Subject: RE RE Please ignore the last e-mail

Okay, what does that mean?

‘The sentiment was sweet’


PS And I’m dead curious - what did you edit out of your drunken email?

PPS And yes I have a dog called Oftenbark. It’s a silly dog pun-name-pattern I’m starting. My next dog will be called J.S Bark. Any suggestions?

PPPS I feel a little guilty about the 'pps'. Oftenbark with his hyper tuned sixth sense and astonishing literate skills read the email. He suggested that I was only thinking of new dog's names because I was scared of him dying. Maybe he's right.


  1. Notice the time difference of only 4 minutes between this reply and Stacey's previous message. I'm sure most of us can relate to staring forlornly at our inbox awaiting the arrival of some kind of death sentence.

    Stephen, I'm loving this. You do realise where this is going, don't you? When all the emails are up, we're all going to have to stage a manhunt for the real-life Dom and Stacey.

  2. And then rape th-

    I mean and then force them to act in a film version.

  3. Ric, I'm compelled by the narrative you're having while reading these emails.

    I've been looking for the real Dom and Stacey - but no luck so far.

    Miss ya.


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