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Sunday, October 16, 2011

261-263rd email

From: Dom Borax 
To: Stacey Marchenkova

Sent: Friday October 16h, 1999 8:12AM
Subject:  RE RE Where are you
I am such a shit boyfriend. I’ll be back soon. Please be patient.



From: Stacey Marchenkova
To: dom borax

Sent: Saturday October 17th , 1999 10:32AM
Subject:  RE RE RE Where are you?
Dom are you okay…? It sounds like you’ve been kidnapped…are you being held hostage..? If so how much are they demanding…let me know…I’m sure your parents will come up with the money…Oftenbark will beg for it too…I’ll sell everything including my body,,,
…please let me know you’re okay…that your fingers are all present…that your being fed a little…and that there’s no danger of you falling in love with your kidnapper…
Okay…better go…
twangs of jealousy emerging…
green Stacey becoming…
logging off now before it gets too late…



From: Dom Borax 
To: Stacey Marchenkova

Sent: Sunday October 18th, 1999 23:1PM
Subject:  RE RE RE RE Where are you?
Hey Stacey, no, I’ve not been kidnapped. I’ve just being worked to the bone.  And again as always, I apologize for my distance. But you have to let me be with this, Stace. 
It’s so hard trying to get this work done and pander to your worries at the same time.
It’s just too much. Trust me this is not a diss’ but I need you to understand that my silence has nothing to do with you. I simply have no time.
Gotta go. Sorry and speak soon. And don’t be so paranoid. There’s nothing to be paranoid about.
Dxxx

3 comments:

  1. Dom's turned into a real dick!

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  2. Finally Dom has grown a pair and grown up. Must be tough finally to be in the working world. I know some days I'm so exhausted, I don't even want to think about writing an email to anyone.
    Plus Dom is in the entertainment business, so I doubt the free time he has is spent at home reading emails alone. =O

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  3. Ha! I'm liking Dom more and more every time :P

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