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To: Stacey Marchenkova
Sent: Friday July 13th, 1999 21:21 PM
Subject: RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE Ways to Kill Russell
If you’re shouting, I’m getting me the biggest coffee ever.
And a sandwich.
And some cake.
And some orange juice.
And some more cake.
And a little chocolate something.
And a fancy coffee that actually ruins the taste of real coffee.
And some new trousers.
And some chocolate trousers.
And some socks.
And a new Television.
And a car.
And some more cake.
And a return ticket to Rome.
And a house.
And a chocolate house. (NOTE: It doesn’t have to be too fancy)
And a wife that adores me.
And children that respect me.
And a winning lottery ticket.
And a doctor on call to stop any illness.
And a Mausoleum for when the doctor fails.
Speak during the week.
Dxx
PS And if you get my that Mausoleum, I want it to have a 24 four hour coffee-stand just in case I come back from the dead (‘Cause I’m really going to need a coffee then.)
